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TEN things you wish you could say to people right now (don't take names):

1. I’ve never met anyone as incompetent as you.
2. You’ll never be able to replace me.
3. How do you know so little about me?
4. Your opinions are trash.
5. I cannot stand you anymore. 
6. Please don’t die.
7. I am not worth ruining your life over.
8. Stop these weddings.
9. I don’t want to talk about it.
10. Leave me alone.

NINE things about yourself:

1. I'm addicted to Hindi TV shows.
2. All my faves are problematic.
3. I love lipstick.
4. I’m a pessimist. 
5. I don’t think I can maintain a blog anymore.
6. Imposter syndrome.
7. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to write a novel.
8. I hate cooking.
9. I’m a good liar.

EIGHT ways to NOT win your heart:

1. Diss everything about Bollywood to me.
2. Force me to listen to English songs.
3. Tell me to calm down when I’m upset.
4. Tell me I’m not like other girls.
5. Overshare on Facebook/Instagram.
6. Make me choose between you and my friends. 
7. Call me in the middle of Bigg Boss.
8. Say something against my brother.

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:

1. Why am I so tired?
2. Did I not sleep enough?
3. I’m not drinking enough water.
4. Where’s my phone?
5. I should have been an actor.
6. Am I hungry?
7. I want to be famous.

SIX things you wish you had never done:

1. Wasted six years with someone.
2. Wasted all my early 20s in that job.
3. Given up on that job application two years ago.
4. Been played by SA.
5. Been so easily emotionally manipulated by my parents.
6. Quit.

FIVE turn-offs:

1. People walking barefoot.
2. Bad grammar.
3. Losing it after drinking too much.
4. Morning people.
5. Long hair on guys.

FOUR turn-ons:

1. Angst eyes.
2. A flair for the dramatic.
3. Dancing skills.
4. Hands.

THREE things you want to do before you die:

1. Publish a successful book.
2. Kiss a stranger.
3. Star on Grey’s Anatomy.

TWO smileys that describe you:

1. Hands on eyes.
2. Tears of laughter.

ONE confession:

1. I hate everything.